So, everything has been getting more and more boring lately, but my birthday is coming up so I'm trying to cheer myself up I was browsing my watches and I saw paperghost's journal. I decided to give it a try

"Cammie needs"
Cammie needs her virginity to be notarized. (Oh really?)

"Cammie looks like"
Cammie's body looks like a mans in the waist area. (I heartily disagree. My waist is quite womanly, thank you.)

"Cammie says"
Cammie says no all the time.(No I don't.)

"Cammie wants"
Cammie wants a delivery. (Of what, I wonder?)

"Cammie does"
Cammie currently does not rank in the top 1000 names. (All my hopes and dreams are crushed )

"Cammie hates"
Cammie dreams of being a champion skater, but she hates practicing fundamentals. (Another dream that will never come true.)

"Cammie asks"
Cammie asks, "What ever happened to nutrition in our schools?" (The world may never know.)

"Cammie goes"
Cammie goes above and beyond for her clients. (Uh...what clients? o.O)

"Cammie likes"
Cammie likes this boy but if she tells him, she will have to kill him because she is a undercover CSI spy. (Oh, decisions, decisions!)

"Cammie eats"
Cammie eats with a spoon. (Of course. Duh.)

"Cammie wears"
Cammie wears a strapless dress that causes her bra to unhitch while she is dancing. (Oh my, I should just do away with the whole kit-and-kaboodle then, shouldn't I?)

"Cammie was arrested for"
Cammie was arrested for selling driver's licenses to undocumented Brazillians. (Oh, so they're my clients.)

Ahhh, I'm feeling better already